Quotes From My Friday Night, Part 2

Again, I should warn you that this entry won’t make sense to the table-top roleplaying uninitiated. So only read on if you know what a dungeon-crawl is.

Last night I took part in my regular role-playing session, so today I bring you the top 5 quotes from the game. Last episode we fought vampire hill giants. This time we spent the whole session wandering aimlessly around a cave trying in vain to come to an agreement about what is the best way to escape. Drow, gnomes, displacer beasts and other things roamed the caverns, but we managed to survive. However, at the end of the session we were still lost.

Now, to the quotes. It looks like Nelson and Paco are the winners this week, taking all of the top 5 spots. This isn’t surprising because Nelson can be as boisterous and entertaining as LCD. But that’s just a coincidence, mind you.

5) “Why doesn’t anyone speak Gnomish? What is wrong with you people?!?” - Nelson
Who even knew Gnomes had their own language?

4) “What’s more natural than yeast?” - Paco
Paco is extremely concerned about the quality of ingredients that go into his snack chips.

3)“It’s about to get Smurfy in here!” - Nelson
Relating in-game events to 80s cartoons in provocative ways is just one of the talents Nelson has.

2) “You Palpatined yourself!” - Nelson
This was said to Paco after he critically failed a lightning bolt, sizzling himself for massive damage.

1) “The one good thing about dead comrades is free gear!.” - Paco
You can really feel his great concern for the well-fare of the other party members.

That is all for today. Will we finally get out of this cave alive? Tune in next time for the thrilling conclusion!