Saturday Night Role-Playing Humor, Part 4

I should probably standardize the titles of these RPG quote entries that I do. Every time I name it something different. Oh well.

Last time we were on our way to destroy an unspeakable evil. At the end of the dungeon we found it. It was some sort of demon/devil thing that was hiding in a tomb. It entranced our party, making most of us believe it was a great sun-elf king, risen from the dead, but the smart ones of the party managed to see through it’s illusion.

After a fierce battle, the Paladin NPC sacrificed himself to destroy it for good. At least, we think it’s destroyed. It might be held in his magical sword. The rest of the session was spent finding and traveling through another tomb where we could leave the sword, hopefully without any repercussions.

We stopped before we could find our way to the end of it. We’ll see what happens next time. Can we pawn off this devil-slaying sword on a dead guy in order to carry out the Paladin’s dying words? We all hope we can.

It was a good session, even though we were short, and I got some good quotes. Enjoy!

5) “He is already suffering… he plays with you guys!” - Nelson
He could be talking about any member of our gaming group and still be accurate.

4) “I like it when people laugh at other people beside me.” - Adam
Unfortunately that rarely happens…

3) “It’s too bad we don’t have a note from beyond the grave to guide us!” - Adam
This was said because a player did happen to have a note from the dead Paladin, but for some reason he wasn’t telling us about it.

2) “No… because that would save everybody!” - Ozzy
Said after someone asked Ozzy the GM if they could use a particular item to help the party.

1) “I start panting when I realize his helmet is loaded.” - Nelson
Nelson always loved guys with large heads.

That’s all for today. Please come back often for more RPG shenanigans.