RPG Humor: Quotes and Such, Part 6

It’s been a while since we actually played this session. The campaign is building up to its conclusion. After liberating a city, we made a shady deal with some blue dragons to destroy one of our enemies. Hopefully that will work out and we will come out of this campaign heroes instead of “those guys that resurrected that ancient evil and doomed the world.”

Enjoy the quotes!

5) “I wish I lived in that dude’s body. That would be the life!” - Nelson

4) “I’m just going to throw the arrow in the air and let the magic do the rest.” - Paco

3) “You know what? Fuck you, you’re my stomach!” - Paco

2) “I say we throw decapitated heads at them from our safe place.” - Nelson

1) “The only thing more dangerous than us is Chuck Norris.” - Paco

If you think Paco and Nelson are the only funny ones in the group, you would be wrong. They are just the loudest and most absurd. But that does lead to some good quotes. Come back next time for the thrilling conclusion to our campaign!