The second G.I. Joe movie arrives into theaters a full nine months late. That extra gestation gave the studio time to coat the film in a nice layer of 3D, but instead of wasting time on that they should have given the script a nice new edit.

There is so much wrong with Jennifer’s Body I don’t even know where to start. Diablo Cody, coming straight off the huge success of her first script (Juno), writes this story of a high school girl who turns into some sort of monster after a terrible event at a rock concert.